Potty Talk

an enlightening conversation overheard in the Yia Yia's bathroom:

blonde 1: I never sit on public toilet seats. I squat.

blonde 2: Oh, I know. I do, too.

blonde 1: I was in the Union bathroom the other day and I heard this girl saying, "This toilet seat feels funny.", and I was like why are you even touching it?

blonde 2: *laughs*

blonde 1: There's no soap.

blonde 2: Gross!